the hog in the mall

in a malls hall, a hog had a fall. he ripped his seam and fell into a dream. the day was gray so he headed for a pile of hay. inside he found a most vile reptile who was sitting down for some tea." let me see what kind of tea you're drinking" said the hog while coughing on smog. then along came a hog on his morning jog, saying" dont drink the tea instead come with me". but the hog didnt listen, he drank the tea. nothing happened dont you see. and the hog woke up fine from his dream.