21st Century Feminist

Paint your face and suck it in,
shove 'em out, stuff your bra,
and pluck your fellow liberated sister.
Singe,straighten, bleach and perm and
with those X's on your hands it's even better.

'Cause you're a girl gone wild, baby,
after all these years we're finally free-
no longer need permission for exhibition
It's kinda like, "free love" and all that shit
A real mother-fuckin' liberated society!

But for Christ's sake, sweetie,
Shave it, wax it, douche it, hide it,
do something with it-
They don't want to smell your smell,
It's really something no one wants to see.

And now that you've been plasticsized, computerized,
successfully homogenized
You know you've got to use it while you've got it, babe-
your value's slowly slippin' and your mama's tits are ugly.
I mean, it's just a litte fun, not like your doin' it to please anyone,
So fuck that feminazi!

And when they want your cunt, just spread 'em
Lay back, babe, relax babe- this is what you wanted.
Let them tape you, let them make you
You learned your three R's- like the hot bitch that you are-
Reduced, Reused, and Recycled

And when you wake up in the morning, ignore that dirty feeling-
'Cause they're only laughing with you, babe
You're just like one of the guys now
But most of all you're free goddamnit
absolutely liberated, finally emancipated
I mean, this is what we fought for,
isn't it?