My PG-13 Alpha Poem

Prompt: Alpha poem; A-Z or Z-A. (Each line begins and ends with the same letter.)


Alpha line starts with "A."
Beta line begins with "B."
Can't remember if the Greek's had a "C."
Darn it! This is kind of hard!
Etymologists are insane.
Fu . . . dge-sickles! Freaking double-fudge!! I should have entered a cook-off!
Grrrr . . . it's so frustrating.
Heck, I figured by now, I'd be through.
I wish I knew big words. Words like "tarsometatarsi."
Just need a "J" word now . . . ??? . . .! . . . jfgkljsrdjhkjsdfkjsdlhgwlj
Know what? I feel better now; what a kick!
Losing control is good for the soul.
Mighty fun too! No real "J" word; but I'm to "M" (Wham! Bam! What a scam!)
Now I'm torn. Fourteen lines into it, and I can't think of an "N" word to end in.
Oh . . .look at that . . . I'm almost done. Good for me! Bravo!
Perhaps this is easier than I thought. Yep.
Quite simple, really. Ah, where am I now? "Q". Crap! This sucks . . . Ah-ha! "Suq."
Righto! Thought I was gonna need a tranq. (Now, a Q-word pops up. Hardy har har!)
Stupid "last letter" words . . .
Think they're so smart!
Up theirs! And yours too, U!
Very nice, it's finally ov--
What?! A word ending with "V"? What do I do now?
"X" it all out. That's what! Again . . . this sux!!
You think it's easy? You try. . .
Zip it up and give it pizzazz! It's too tough for a word-klutz like me. Geez!