the were pig of the scottish borders

It began as a normal day on the farm i loved to clean up the animals dung i had pigs,sheep,goats,cows and bulls,donkeys and horses i was such a dirty 18 year old male and i loved the smell of the dung it always made me get an erection. I was definitely a country boy and i loved one of my pigs that i thought of it as a girlfriend she was such a sexy sow i alway gave her extra food  i always ate as much as she did and i was very fat almost as fat as a pig. I was cleaning out the pigs when i felt myself shit my pants my pig i thought of as my girlfriend sniffed at my arse and she loved the smell 
of my shit she licked my pants and i laughed because it tickled my arse, i then cleaned out the cows and bulls and i pissed myself i was now very smelly and dirty and to be honest i loved it.I then cleaned the rest of the animals stables and sty's i had a hell of alot of animals it took me all of the day to clean up after them all and i had to have an early night to get plenty of rest for the next day. Day two: In the morning i milked all 56 cows their udders felt like silk it was a pleasurable task, i then went shopping to buy some delicious  vegetables as i do not grow my own vegetables and i also needed to buy alot of them as my animal need fed  it is really hard working on your farm and it is expensive to keep. Then i fell asleep and woke up the next morning and felt weird and for a good reason i had grown a pigs tail from the base of my spine and my nose was becoming a snout so i tried to scream for help but all that came out my mouth was:squeeee oink oink grunt i  was scared, i was transforming into the animal i acted like then i gained 300 stone of weight and my hands and feet formed into trotters and my legs became a pigs hind legs and my arms become for legs i then grew pig hair and my face pushed out and my ears elongated. I was now unmistakably a pig  so i went to the sty so i could breed wish my sow i thought of as a girlfriend, nine month's later my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of 6 piglets i was now a dad and i lived happily ever after.

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