An evil vampire learns what happens when you mess with fairies. |
Never Harm a Fairy the vampire breathed in the misty darnkess the darkness of death coming especially black from betwixt the gravestones behind one of which he hid himself flesh, though not living, flesh in tattered, filthy robes fists clenched nails long sharp waiting waiting waiting for that sorrowful living human to come in the dead of night trailed by foggy vapors drunk full of gloom and longing loss terrible staggering amongst the gravestones moaning a death moan for the future that will never be and the past now bathed in black sorrow caring not anymore for the lost spirits that are said to frolick among their graves in the blackest midnight hours they fear no longer the icy touch the chill the death-freeze of a thousand clouds of phantom breath puffed into the night air but the vampire needing not even to breathe was deathly silent his unbeating heart over long years, wilted he stalked unseen though his eyes saw every glare and glimmer every dark color and image of the lost spirits the desperate spirits the unyielding shades of phantoms languishing decayed desperately resisting the final wisp into nothingness the dark trees brushed and swayed in the eternal night breeze their woody flesh not knowing the icy sting of a thousand deadly touches from out the mist came a glimmer and then a fluttering radiance metallic, white, and gold the size of a hummingbird but the wings of a moth broad and delicate it was a sylph a magical creature ancient beyond ancient a member of the race of fairies the vampire observed it flashing from behind the dark leaves of rustling graveyard trees the sylph didn't notice him it fluttered freely among the invisible phantoms bringing an element of beauty and distraction to the otherwise tortured spirits the vampire still waited the sylph was a creature of light but he owned the night he crouched behind a gravestone then, a shrill wind blew the sylph it tumbled down from the black tree the vampire lunged a quick, silent, terrible lunge and his harsh nails grasped the delicate creature it screamed pitifully, desperately he stood up straight now his aweful robes blowing in the wind "ha! got you!" he gloated knowing that sylph wings are a magical ingredient for evil potions he viciously ripped off one wing and then the other then he dropped the sylph like so much useless refuse the sylph staggered on the ground blood streaming down its back and little legs the sylph souted: "you are vile and corrupt, and you will come to a bad end!" the vampire just laughed not wanting to take any more lip from the little varmint he stamped on it with a cuel shoe and the sylph was no more the vampire returned to his castle its many black towers jutted up into the moonlit sky he was truely the master of evil and he wasted no time using the precious little sylph-wings for brewing a terrible potion i say terrible because such a potion can only come from an evil deed and nothing but further evil can come from it the vampire sipped his sylph-tea in complete satisfaction the corrupt creature! but what the vampire didn't realize is that the little sylph was park of a folk the fairy folk and this meant more than merely being of the race of fairies or even of the race of sylphs the fairies of the prosperous wood knew what had happened to the little sylph the trees told them the spirits told them they even heard from a dimension beyond the dimension in which the sylph had been born there was all manner of life in the world all kinds of voices of which even the vampire was unaware when the fairy folk came they came at night not because of any particular reason they just didn't care either way the fauns came the nymphs came so did the dryads the sprites the leprechauns... the centaurs came wielding terrible maces the unicorns came and so did the pixies all of them came to the vampire's evil castle the centaurs and unicorns began beating on the decayed old door the pixies used their fiery magic to saw through the cold bars of the portcullis the fairies came crashing in through smoke and fire pushing thier way through into the castle like a wave of pale-blue magic into the dark den of pure evil they sparkled like a whirling vortex of stars against the blackness, angry in the courtyard, a faun shouted "feel our wrath, for it is great indeed!" the vampire heard this and he knew he was in trouble he immediately made his way though a maze of hallways he came to the airy bridge between the main building and the highest of the towers it was a rope and wooden bridge and, using oil and a torch, he set fire to it as he crossed before long, he was at the top of the terrible tower the fairies were awe-struck by the evil of what they saw birds, cooped up in little wooden cages or in boxes glassware everywhere good spirits were bottled up in flasks of various design books of evil were strewn about many of them opened their pages revealing evil knowledge the whole place was bathed in a pale, unnatural light blood-stained tapestries hung from the walls there were murals depicting deeds of unimaginable cruelty men impaled on sticks and also conquests beheadings and there were skeletons the vampire had been collecting the skeletons of strange creatures but the fairies didn't delay long they knocked all the bottles off their shelves they came crashing down, breaking, shattering freeing the spirits within leaving only glass shards behind they smashed the monstrous skeletons the pixies tipped over the bookcases threw the rest of the books onto the pile and set it ablaze their dark silhouettes then danced around this fire singing a song that could be heard throughout the castle as the rest of the fairies continued their onslaught the fauns pulled down the tapestries and put them to the torch the fairies smashed all the candles and caldelabras pulled down the chandeliers and overturned all the furniture they sacked the vampire's master bedroom the sight of so many horrific feedings and left it a heap of burning ruins the vampire wasn't too afraid though after all, he had burned the bridge to the tower there was no way in he locked the door anyway, however he had outlived disasters before and this one, he figured, would be no different the smell of smoke was wafting in from the window... suddenly, there was a tremendous thud the vampire's door broke off its hinges and it fell inwards "how did they get in?" he thought, in astonishement leading the way was a sweet nymph a woman's form, white robes flowing chains of magical daffodils trailing her gracious movements the vampire didn't move he just stood there staring then, the sweet nymph socked him square in the mouth knocking out one of his fangs he turned around someone grabbed him by the shoulders the next thing he knew a unicorn was impaling him through the heart at the same time a leprechaun stabbed him in the throat and the vampire was no more he convulsed on the ground the evil energy that drove him not wanting to give up his long-dead body then, the fairies simply left they went back to thier woods and back to their normal lives and the vampire was soon forgotten completely ------------------------ the little sylph was left reeling from his encounter with the horrible vampire he was mutilated his precious wings gone he walked with tiny strides, over to a gravestone and sat the night away his head resting on his knees too shocked even to sob he became part of the general sorrow of the place until there was dawn and all others of his kind had surely gone back to their abodes and he was left there, in the graveyard but, still alive there was nothing left to do but walk and his tiny legs carried him step by step out of the graveyard and into town the people of the town looked at him as he passed the little guy unrecognizable as a sylph his magical radiance, gone his wings, missing they didnt even know they were looking at a fairy elusive, ancient, magical in essence the sylph did what he had to do and went to the apothecary the apothecary saw him come in the door and stared in wonder was it a bird? - a bug? then the little sylph spoke: "i need a healing balm i have lost my wings and have blood and pain in my back" the apothecary fetched a potion to promote healing and another potion against pain but they would be far too big for the sylph to carry so he poured a tiny amount of each into two pitted olives and handed these to the sylph the sylph drank soon, he felt much better he produced a pale sapphire to pay the apothecary the apothecary said "but sir, this is far too much payment for the tiny amount of potion you have consumed" the sylph responded "accept it, and be my liason to the human world from now on" the apothecary agreed, and took the glimmering sapphire he examined it it was beautiful like a piece of the sky on a radiant day the sylph spoke: "i need advice to whom do i go get advice on the great questions of life?" the apothecary directed him to the priests and the little sylph made his way to the temple forthwith the priests were astonished to see the tiny creature enter the building they knew instantly that this was no bird or bug they immediately guessed that it was some kind of fairy the sylph spoke: "I have been robbed of my wings and that means more than being robbed of flight i once had the happiness of butterflies and soap bubbles now i am to spend an eternity on the ground with the beetles and the snakes it means i can no longer be with my people who are a people of flutterers, and joyful now all my joy is with a vampire who is enjoying an evil potion, made of my wings he has stolen my magic and left me to rot on the ground where i will surely be captured or eaten or crushed how am i to go on?" the priests answered that god made free will and that's why there's so much evil in the world they said that the sylph would get his wings back in the next world in heaven while the vampire would be punished when he finally does make his journey into the next world the sylph returned to the apothecary he told the apothecary: "your priests have not consoled me maybe there is justice in the afterlife maybe there is no afterlife how can they be so sure? maybe there is, maybe there isn't i'm not consoled and how can a perfect god make free will that is as evil and corrupt as that of the vampire the vampire has free will, to be certain but it is not tempred by any moral sense why would a perfect god give some beings a moral sense and others no sense at all?" the apothecary responded: "it has been said that corrupt people, like the vampire are here to test those of us who do have a moral sense through trauma and hardship, they cause us to express ourselves more completely it has revealed something about you, for example, that you have lost your wings your reaction to it and what you make of the rest of your life are degrees of self expression that would never have existed on earth had it not been for the presence of the vampire's corruption is this making any sense?" the sylph answered: "so now that the happiness of butterflies and soap bubbles is denied me i can show what i'm really made of" he thought for a minute "maybe i will devote the rest of my life to revenging myself on the vampire" the apothecary answered: "a wise man once said that nothing truely bad can ever happen to you if your soul remains true life is fleeting death and injustice can happen to anyone these things are just a part of a life that's fleeting anyway what counts is that you don't let anything corrupt your soul for that is the only real tragedy" part of the sylph took this message to heart and some say that he spent the rest of his days playing on a little flute a song of lament which could sometimes be heard from the woods where he made his home and sometimes he would venture into town and talk with the apothecary and the philosophers about how living and nonliving matter are related how the universe is like a complex watch, set in motion about how every being can be developed though education and so forth until finally one day, the little sylph was in the wrong place at the wrong time and he was devoured by a snake part of the sylph rejected this message and each day his heart was filled with hate and thoughts of nothing but revenge for his hard fate and in this part of his life, his story continued the fairy folk would not help him revenge himself on the vampire they offered him sympathy they offered him friendship and companionship and company they offered him a life of relative protection but revenge - no so the little sylph burned with rage against them too he taught himself how to cross dimensions without wings this took him a long time indeed he would appear in the sylph-world broken and malevolent but strangely powerful and attention-grabbing the other sylphs had never seen any one of their kind like this before and he would speak like a great prophet "the will to life is the will to power" - he would say he would say that sylphs are superior to all other fairies and that they shouldn't even be counted among the fairy-folk finally he conjured up images some of them real some of them imagined of sylphs in cages being killed used in horrible experiments mutilated, like himself and it was more than just the vampire doing it it was humans, it was pixies and the other fairies the dryads the nymphs the leprechauns the centaurs the unicorns all of them - didn't care most of the sylphs rejected this propaganda but enough of them boiled with rage that the sylph soon recruited a small army of his own kind the pixies were frolicking around a ring of giant mushrooms sparkling, in the pale light of the dark night when they were suddenly attacked "we're going to kill you all" - came the shout of a sylph the pixies suffered dozens of burns and bites to their delicate skin swatting desperately, but having to protect their eyes and ears they scattered, screeching very unpleasantly into the dark woods the sylphs now had ranks one was the captain several were lieutenants the rest were little warriors they were all male and they had all gotten in touch with their ancient warrior ancestry next, they made their way to the vampire's castle they flew over the wall and right into his bedroom window they attacked him without mercy they burned his eyes, blinding him then, they ransacked the castle toppling all the glassware ripping down the tapestries, the chandeliers, the candles their mission accomplished they simply left and the vampire deserted his now blinded mortal body and became a shade powerless haunting the old castle the little wingless sylph was satisfied his revenge complete the vampire was no more and he lived out his days, talking philosophy and magic with mages and sages and playing the flute only now his song was one of triumph for he had taken advantage of the sensibilities of his fellow sylphs made them warriors, mad for vengeance it was he who had slain the vampire and, for good measure, taught those usless pixies a lesson yes, indeed, he had triumphed and he lived out his life in relative satisfaction but, as a consequence of his actions he tore a permanent rift across the fairy world henceforth, pixies and sylphs would be enemies and they would compete for the exclusive friendship of the other fairy beings and the fairies were desperately weakened as a folk and this would prove nearly fatal to all magical beings when the skull-king's mob came to the prosperous woods but that is another story |