Cpt Coconut & His Chocolate SkyCruiser

Stop the press! Alert the news!
I’ve got a story; it should amuse,
Pull up a chair and grab a beer!
Commander coconut is finally here!

Flying jacket of white and black,
To save the world from under attack,
His ship hand crafted with cocoa bean,
The finest ship you’ve ever seen!

Miss Caramel is captured! Avert the shock!
Taken somewhere; she’s missing a sock!
The evil kid from Prawn Cracker County,
Is on his way to collect his bounty.

But fear not! Look to the sky!
Beyond the how’s, beyond the why’s!
Commander Coconut is on the case,
To wipe that grin off Cracker’s face!

There isn’t a mach that can measure the speed,
Of that chocolate cruiser in time of need,
‘Sonic Boom Sky’ as it is renamed,
Changes colour with joy as it’s tamed.

For Commander Coconut right there and then,
Made the sky his pet and his best friend,
It’d be sunny all year and rain on demand,
With a mere wave of Coconut’s hand.

And with the sky as his sidekick the race was on,
To catch up to Cracker who was long gone,
The chocolate cruiser surfed the strong gale,
It made Cracker’s ship seem like a snail.

Up they caught and what a fight!
Cracker fought hard with all his might,
His arsenal was big but his minds eye was shut,
To think it could defeat Commander Coconut.

Despite his fire bubbles and wooden pet,
Coconut never got chance to break a sweat,
He launched from his cockpit in a flash of light,
And soared with the sky and shone so bright.

He hit Crackers ship with a single fist,
By this point Cracker had gotten the gist,
And with a bolt of lightning from the Sky,
Coconut invented the Prawn Cracker Pie.

With Cracker in the middle sizzling away,
He added some pastry and some soufflé,
And with a javelin throw using half a hand,
He sent that kid back to Prawn Cracker land.

The ship exploded and the debris spelt out,
‘My God Coconut, you gave me a clout’,
Back to his cockpit with Miss Caramel in tow,
He beat God at Monopoly and didn’t pass go.

With the Sky as autopilot, Commander had time,
To eat with Miss Caramel and pour her a wine,
Not forgetting the materials that his ship was branded,
She was covered in chocolate by the time they’d landed!

Now and then you’ll see that the sky will change,
And after that day this won’t seem strange,
As you’ll know it’s the Commander with a sweet denture,
Who saved us all on his chocolate adventure.