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Another swipe at government ads |
They're so awfully proud of their latest campaign Gonna spring clean the streets and wash the slime down the drain " We'll name you " " We'll Out you " " We'll cost you your career! " Says the info-mercial voice so upstanding and austere " We'll snap up your licence " " You kerb-crawling cads! " Oh I'm sure they're crapping themselves at your scarey-darey ads Back-slapping all round At Whitehall-moral-high-ground And this is all terribly good, this is all very well A stroke of crime-combatting genius that sounds just swell But the question is this Home office hypocrites Will these terms and conditions Extend to our beloved politicians Because we know what you're like With your wives you get bored And whilst abusing your power You tend to fall on your sword Caught pants down with an East-end hooker called Mandy Who ties you to the bed and shares your favourite brandy Then out you all come with your grovelling apologies Your list of excuses could fill countless anthologies " It was a moment of madness " " I made a silly mistake " Statements of remorse not the slightest bit fake Your exile from the cabinet will be just a short break " Kerb crawling " they tell us " costs us more than we thought " Unless you're the Right honourable member for Ellesmere Port Published on writebuzz®: Adults, Elders > Poetry |