A three-legged horse with one eye...wait...what? |
(Intro) I remember a day Not so long ago When I staggered on down To the rodeo See my buddies had bet me The previous night That they had finally found A horse I couldn’t ride Well let me tell you something… (Begin song lyrics) [chorus] It was a horse I couldn’t ride Three-legged and only one eye Bucked off every cowboy In the blink of his eye That darned horse I couldn’t ride I came up to him, He was still in his pen Eyed me with his good eye While I was looking at him I came around his side Noticed something wrong He only had three legs The other was gone! I laughed out loud Cause I thought it was funny So he whacked me with his stump thinking “Bring it on buddy” I jumped on his back Ready to ride You know an ambulance looks different When you’re on the inside [repeat chorus] It was a horse I couldn’t ride Three-legged and only one eye Bucked off every cowboy In the blink of his eye That darned horse I couldn’t ride Some called him thunder Some called him stud I call him something different With a finger stickin up He wasn’t much for looks But boy he was a pisser My ex-wife tried to ride him Tell you what…I don’t miss her! [repeat chorus] It was a horse I couldn’t ride Three-legged and only one eye Bucked off every cowboy In the blink of his eye That darned horse I couldn’t ride So I did what any good cowboy would do I brought him home from that rodeo zoo Gave him a home, a nice place to stay The only good thing about him is he can’t run away. [repeat chorus] It was a horse I couldn’t ride Three-legged and only one eye Bucked off every cowboy In the blink of his eye That darned horse I couldn’t ride |