FF Quote contest wk 6- Kids rarely listen to their parents, but never fail to imitate them |
Mom Can I? “Where’s your brother?” Mom asked. “Don’t know.” “Where’s your Dad?” “Don’t know.” I said again. “Have you moved from that spot today?” “No.” “Do you plan to do so today?” “Yeah, when I go to Andrea’s house. Where were you?” “I was out shopping with your Aunt Patty. Did you clean your room like I asked you to?” her eyes narrowed at me, trying to detect the lie. “Yeah.” Lie detector evaded. “Did you buy me anything?” Subject changed. “No I did not buy you anything.” “Is it okay if I stay at Andrea’s tonight?” “I don’t know. When will you be home?” “Tomorrow.” She rolled her eyes. “Didn’t you stay there last weekend?” “Yes, Mom. I stayed Friday night and she stayed here on Saturday. Don’t you remember? So can I?” “Oh, okay, but I want you home tomorrow morning at ten so that you can do the rest of your chores.” “Ah Mom. Okay. Fine. Oh yeah, I think Jack and Dad are in the garage fighting over putting oil in the lawn mower.” “Still? Why didn’t you tell me earlier?” “I forgot.” “Right. I love you. Go to Andrea’s. Be careful.” “I love you too Mom, bye!” 200 words |