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The U.S. confrence of Catholic Menopuasal Bishops review: MUZZIES OUTING Rev. Happy Pants Catholic News Services The movie begins with Muzzy eating a salad on his veranda. A strange voice eminates from his pants asking for "walkies." Suddenly, a giant phallus burst from Muzzy's pants and propells him onto the front lawn. Within minutes we are treated to a ballooning that places Muzzy atop house size balls. The plot wobbles as the media and a crane are called in to move the spectacle to an airport hanger; repleat with firehose wash down. There is a disturbing scene, when a band of teenage parochial school girls break into the hanger in a frenzy of mischief. Jessica Alba, plays Dr. Twinkle Toes an expert in mutations. Jessica and Muzzy have a tender love scence as she examins his prostate in a scuba suite. There is full female nudity. The dear doctor becomes obsessesed with Muzzys giant Pogo and imagines it is speaking to her in Swaheeli. She posts testaments from Pogo on the internet. A harem of massage therapist swarm over Pogo. An orgy ensues in a milky pool. This reviewer lost her appetite for popcorn and ate her straw. This film is blatantly pornographic and should be viewed only by party girls. It is rated: five slaps to the face and shame on you. Jessica Alba has been nominated for an Academy Award for her scuba love scene. *** |