I can't help it if I'm famous! |
It's not easy being famous I don't know how I manage It was them five stars that done it It was them that did the damage It's so hard being clever It's quite a load to bear Cause five stars is a lot of weight To carry everywhere I guess it was me talent That showed on every page That made me head swell up And put me on the stage People write me letters They all know me address They like to let me know, they know About me cleverness Me husband is astounded At what I've done so far And he is quite content Being married to a star It's true he's put on weight Since me fame went to me head Because me time is precious He eats take away instead I've learned him it don't matter If the ironing isn't done And if all his shirts are dirty He can buy another one Me purple stars won't change me I'll still be loyal and true Now I know for certain that I'm better'er than you It's not me fault I'm clever That I've been gifted with the lot I can't be held responsible For what you haven't got Now that I'm important I won't let me self fail That's why I stay up half the night Answering fan mail Being famous keeps me busy Theres views and ports and graphs I don't know how I'll find the time For signing autographs? Don't blame me for me talent Or the clever things I do If you were half as good as me Then you'd be clever too! |