Stupid Myspace Bulletin

(Note: To be read in that voice from Saw.)
On a cold morning in mid-July, (coldness due to global warming) a random young person, most likely a girl, was sitting alone in thier house, when she got a disturbing phone call. When she answerd the phone she only heard silence and/or heavy breathing. Afraid, she did the only logical thing she could think of, that is, to go and de-activate the security system and unlock all the doors and windows. (She was never a bright child.) She was imediately eaten by her dining room table.


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IF YOU REPOST THIS THE GIRLS GHOST WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS THAN JAHOVAS WITNESSES WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.
(Choose wisely)
(Note: We'll know if you wern't reading this in that Saw voice.)