I love cigarettes, I really do...

Okay, with all the negative publicity cigarettes have gotten over the last 25 yrs I thought I would go ahead and speak up about their good qualities. First off, I probably would quit smoking but the health risks involved in smoking aren't enough to persuade me to make a solid attempt at quiting and besides I really like smoking and am not willing to bow down to societies bullshit.
All the Truth advertising is driving me crazy, I'm tired of seeing this propaganda every 5 damn minutes. So the tobacco industry was corrupt and lied back in the 50's, 60's, and 70's. I challenge you to show me more than a hand full of our leading industries that aren't corrupt and deceptive even in todays economy much less back then. It's just the way people do business, from hiding a motor problem on the car your trying to sell all the way to wearing a push up bra to make yourself appear more attractive at the club. Deception works when your trying to fence something... case closed.
As for the health risks, so a few people die a few yrs younger than they would have if they had lived their lives to the golden years. Really, isn't living to the ripe old age of 95 a bit over rated? I personally do not wish to end up in a retirement home eating potatoes, peas, and chicken, puree. I would much rather go out with a bang fighting cancer than a battle with dementia and a bad bowel control problem leaving me with shitty diapers that I have to sit in for hrs because the $12 per hr watcher (mostly of the tv) at the nursing home hates his/her job and has no respect for the residents (that biatch).
Cigarettes have some good qualities as well as bad. For starters, you get smoke breaks at work <---- can't have a smoke break without cigarettes, if ya tried your boss would simply say get your lazy ass back to work. Cigarettes also give ya something to do on long drives and in long periods of boredom. You can also piss off bar owners in cities that banned smoking, I light up anyways after all who cares it's a fucking bar and everyone's getting fucked up anyways. Most of the time they say " hey you can't smoke in here" and give me a stupid look as if I didn't know, I just respond "dude, thats gay and your gay. Here go put this out for me" and then I hand him my cigarette and walk away. Nigga, that's how I roll. Seriously life is just too fucking short to live for tomorrow damn it you need to live for today (within reason) because tomorrow may never come (<--- I dunno where I heard this but credit to the original author). So, in conclusion Truth advertising sucks big hairy donkey balls and should be takin off the air. Good riddance if it does.......