Funny poem about a kid who does not quite get what he expected at the boarding school |
A Dorm Life By: L12a Wow, this is great..no, amazing. Mom and Dad are actually letting me go!! Toothbrush, CHECK!, socks, CHECK!..okay, all packed and ready to go! oh boy oh boy oh boy! No Rules, No Nagging, No "Clean Your Room..blah, blah.." Freedom, Friends, Pranks, Exciting, "far away and independent!" I'm finally here, good-bye mom, good-bye dad, luv ya too! "Oh! Why hello Dean Stern, My name is-" "Cut the act kid, I'm gonna lay down the law, No Talking back, No sneaking out, No gum, No loud music, No pranks, clean your room, Strict Study Hall, Be on time, Do your homework, sign in sign out, 10 min calls, and be in bed by 10. Your mama's not here, so toughen up." oh boy oh boy oh boy What have I gotten my self into?! |