Just Friends?

Just Friends?

I open up my e-mail and I stare
A name I haven’t seen for seven years
The one who broke my heart and left me bare
The one who made me cry a lake of tears

You’re like a virus that I’ve bravely fought
Immunity, I’ve gained against your smile
I’d gotten over you, or so I thought
I’ve managed to secure a life worthwhile

Then why the hell did you email me now?
Did wifey-poo not give you what you need?
Dare I refuse to be your new “free cow?”
Or do you feel the urge to spread your seed?

You say you really want to be my “friend”
But you can kiss my lily white rear end!