Hilarious Chat Conversation

sciwriter1: I'm a brit

guesswho heya, nion

gothic_vash: your so lucky man

likenion: hey

sciwriter1: yo like

guesswho i'd kill to move there

gothic_vash: i know

sciwriter1: y

gothic_vash: actually i wanna go to russia or finland... but still

gothic_vash: because

gothic_vash: the US sucks

guesswho usa is the shittyest place on the face of the fucking earth

sciwriter1: thought u'd like that goth lol

gothic_vash: no

gothic_vash: who

gothic_vash: i dont like America

gothic_vash: but..

gothic_vash: id rather be here

gothic_vash: than iraq

guesswho id rather be in iraq.

sciwriter1: fuck iraq

gothic_vash: ...

guesswho i went to iraq for a while

gothic_vash: ....

gothic_vash: uh huh

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gothic_vash: but yea

guesswho only a little bit.

gothic_vash: i dont like america

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sciwriter1: not at 12 u didnt u fucking bullshitter

gothic_vash: i wish i was in a socialist country

guesswho but my neighborhood sux.

gothic_vash: like Canada

gothic_vash: or Finland and Sweeden

guesswho before the war, though. so i don't know what i'm talking about

sciwriter1: hey Canada belongs to the UK

gothic_vash: dude

gothic_vash: no they dont

sciwriter1: yes they fuckin do

guesswho hell no...

gothic_vash: England let them go back in the 1800s man

guesswho man, u old...

gothic_vash: Canada has a seperate government

gothic_vash: and there own queen

likenion: Canada is seperate

sciwriter1: still part of the fuckin british commonwealth

guesswho queen?

gothic_vash: yes

gothic_vash: Canada has a queen

sciwriter1: yeah queen elizabeth

likenion: Canada is a country independent from Britain

sciwriter1: bollocks

gothic_vash: just becuz there part of that hole commonwealth doesnt mean thye brit

gothic_vash: and no.. its not the Queen of England sci

sciwriter1: oh yes it does

gothic_vash: there have there own queen

gothic_vash: NO IT DOESNT

gothic_vash: it just fuckin means u can travel freely among them

gothic_vash: no passport

sciwriter1: y u think its called the fuckin britsh commonwealth

gothic_vash: you dumb fuck.. learn god damn government

guesswho ..lol

sciwriter1: fuck u

gothic_vash: because it refers to nations formerly under the empire u dumb ass

sciwriter1: bollocks

gothic_vash: fuck dude.. its called history... and government

sciwriter1: anyway us brits practically owned the fuckin world anyway

gothic_vash: no the hell they don;t

guesswho heeeeell no

gothic_vash: if anyone owns the world

sciwriter1: lets face it

gothic_vash: its America

gothic_vash: i dont like it

gothic_vash: but seriously

sciwriter1: dont tell me u fuckin yanks

guesswho no fuckin way do brits own anything

gothic_vash: America has military bases in over 180 fuckin countries

sciwriter1: ur fuckin deluded

likenion: hhahahhaa

gothic_vash: I fuckin hate this country

likenion: this is so funny

sciwriter1: and they always turn up fuckin late

guesswho ain't it?

gothic_vash: but britaindoesnt have sit

gothic_vash: ojay

gothic_vash: okay*

gothic_vash: tell me

gothic_vash: if britain owns the world

guesswho i like to fight with people about shit..

gothic_vash: wy was tony blair up bushes ass

guesswho like tihs...

gothic_vash: huh?

gothic_vash: WHY DID BUSH OWN HIS ASS

gothic_vash: point made

gothic_vash: fuck u

gothic_vash: btw.. thank god blair is gone

sciwriter1: so y is it everytime u yanks get into trouble its us fuckin brits that have to come help out

gothic_vash: because.. we own ur ass

gothic_vash: and we want you to die

gothic_vash: before us

sciwriter1: like fuck

gothic_vash: who bailed ur ass out in WW2

gothic_vash: and ww1

guesswho gets popcorn and watches

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gothic_vash: because were not fuckin retarded helpin some pussy ass country named france

sciwriter1: y yanks always drag ur asses into a war then end up shooting ur fuckin allies

guesswho rotflol

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guesswho run, kimmi

gothic_vash: because america sucks

guesswho run fast

gothic_vash: thats why

kimmi16: huh?

kimmi16: hi guys

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sciwriter1: the italian run fast

guesswho run. they're fighting.

guesswho they'll kill you.

guesswho still likes to watch

kimmi16: why are they fighting?

gothic_vash: America is an oppressive, empire forming, imperialistic fuckin shit whole

gothic_vash: but no way in hell

guesswho about who owns the world

gothic_vash: Does britain own the world

sciwriter1: who is it that when there's fuckin trouble in the world has to send their fuckin troops in

likenion: hahahhaha

guesswho its fucking retarted, but amusing

kimmi16: oh, America owns it all the way

gothic_vash: see

likenion: that was so hilarious and stupid

sciwriter1: ur fuckin crazy

gothic_vash: even Kimmi agrees you dueche

guesswho EVEN kimmi.

sciwriter1: kimmi is a twat

likenion: it's so easy to see that both countries suck big time

gothic_vash: you have a bad misconception on the Western World

sciwriter1: like bollocks

kimmi16: hey, I didn't deserve that...

gothic_vash: America owns the world

guesswho i said to run..

gothic_vash: head of the western powers

sciwriter1: like fuck

guesswho i warned you...

gothic_vash: live with it

kimmi16: I didn't say America was better, they just own it

sciwriter1: never u yankie sucker

gothic_vash: thats my point kimmi

guesswho lol, dont try to be sensable

guesswho kim

kimmi16: America actually really sucks

sciwriter1: use owns fuck all

gothic_vash: yea

gothic_vash: it does

guesswho the world sux

guesswho its life

gothic_vash: i wanna take over russia

sciwriter1: so just how many fuckin wars has the us of fuckin a won?

gothic_vash: and rule the world

guesswho gl

kimmi16: to much politics now

gothic_vash: umm

gothic_vash: more than they lost

guesswho a lot

sciwriter1: fuckin none

gothic_vash: lmao

guesswho loser

kimmi16: yeah we have

gothic_vash: ur retarded

guesswho lol

sciwriter1: name one

gothic_vash: we won ww1 for u

guesswho al of them

gothic_vash: ww2 for you

guesswho *all

kimmi16: it's called the American revolution duh!

gothic_vash: the Revolutionary war

sciwriter1: ur fucking in the head

gothic_vash: when we kicked ur brit ass

sciwriter1: we gave u ur fuckin freedom

kimmi16: exactly!

guesswho we kicked it right off

kimmi16: no you didn't

gothic_vash: technically the civil war o.o

kimmi16: we beat your asses

sciwriter1: like sure u did

gothic_vash: yea

gothic_vash: thats why we are America

gothic_vash: not

guesswho fuck you english people and your fucking tea...

gothic_vash: British Colony

kimmi16: if we didn't beat you, you'd be here now

sciwriter1: uk has faught nearly every country in this fuckin world and we're still the top

likenion: America is an artificial country

gothic_vash: uk... the top

kimmi16: and we'd still be new england

gothic_vash: with out america

sciwriter1: who fuck ur stinking fuckin coffee

gothic_vash: the entire western world would fall

gothic_vash: i mean

gothic_vash: okay

sciwriter1: bollocks

guesswho fuck you, bastard.

gothic_vash: this is how powerful america is

gothic_vash: we staged 9/11

sciwriter1: up ur ass tit

gothic_vash: blew up our own shit

gothic_vash: and we still

gothic_vash: got you

gothic_vash: to follow us into a senseless war

gothic_vash: for WMDs that dont exist

gothic_vash: now... explain how UK isnt owned by america

gothic_vash: explain why Tony Blair was owned by Bush

gothic_vash: explain

sciwriter1: we have the fuckin WMD's we just didn't fuckin tell u yanks

guesswho is having loads of fun

likenion: oh don't start with Buish

gothic_vash: see

likenion: America showed how much it sucks

gothic_vash: i dont like bush

sciwriter1: thats fuckin y blair isnt in power any more stupid

guesswho Bush'll be the fucking downfall of us

kimmi16: Bush sucks

likenion: for reelcting that idioit again

gothic_vash: okay... Sci

sciwriter1: yeah see

gothic_vash: im sorry for your retardedness

sciwriter1: dont be

gothic_vash: im sorry you never learned the western world

kimmi16: America sucks but we still rule!

sciwriter1: retarded is better than american

gothic_vash: im sorry the BBC has ur ass brainwashes

guesswho Anyone else find this as funny as I do?

gothic_vash: i do...

kimmi16: me

likenion: me me me

likenion: hilarious

sciwriter1: its fuckin fun

likenion: hahahhahaa

gothic_vash: ur just pissed

guesswho anyone else laughing out loud for real?

gothic_vash: with ur tea sci

gothic_vash: me

gothic_vash: :P

sciwriter1: have u lot fuckin noticed

kimmi16: yep

guesswho go stick your dick in a bag of tea, sci

likenion: me

sciwriter1: 1 brit aginst 4 fuckin useless fuckin yanks

sciwriter1: as fuckin usual

kimmi16: I'M NO YANKIE

gothic_vash: yes...

likenion: oh come on sci

gothic_vash: i have no citizenship

likenion: we all know that Britts are arrogant

likenion: pricks

gothic_vash: lol

kimmi16: get is right

sciwriter1: fuck off like

likenion: 1 against 4

likenion: tooo unrealistic

sciwriter1: as usual

gothic_vash: ...

likenion: get real both of you

gothic_vash: hmmm

sciwriter1: and the brit still comes off on fuckin top[

guesswho a usa person'd just say "boo" to a brit..and the brit would run for their fucking life

gothic_vash: tyea

gothic_vash: you wish sci

likenion: this is stupid both the Us and Uk are powers in the world

likenion: get over it

likenion: sheesh

gothic_vash: USA and China are the powers like

guesswho it's not stupid. its hilarious

sciwriter1: who ur talkin out ur fuckin ass agin

guesswho entertainment

kimmi16: hmmm... American revolution= Great Britain against how many colonists and we one that one too

gothic_vash: Brit and Russia are the secondary powers

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hannah20102228: hello

kimmi16: hi hannah

gothic_vash: hi hannah

sciwriter1: china would sipt u out and fuckin throw u in the gutter

sciwriter1: spit

gothic_vash: i hope china does

gothic_vash: acutally

hannah20102228: who?

guesswho China's better.

kimmi16: no, we'd just nuke them

gothic_vash: im tired of america

gothic_vash: like i said

guesswho Nah

gothic_vash: i wanna be in Canada

gothic_vash: or Finland

guesswho No Canada, though

guesswho I wanna be Sweeden

sciwriter1: they breed way to fuckin much then come over here and invade our fuckin cjip shops

guesswho Or however the fuck you spell it

gothic_vash: not my fault sci

sciwriter1: finland fuckin useless bunch they r

gothic_vash: sci..

gothic_vash: u are an arrogant ass

hannah20102228: gosh sci...

kimmi16 goes to Switzerland

gothic_vash: plz remind me if i rule the world

gothic_vash: to nuke u first

gothic_vash: fuck

guesswho k

guesswho i will

gothic_vash: no wonder hitler bombed britain

sciwriter1: never gona happen buddy u fuckin yanks dont have the balls

gothic_vash: who said i was gonna be american

guesswho and you do?

sciwriter1: and he fuckin lost

kimmi16 is glad she's no stupid yankee

gothic_vash: and dont say we dont have the balls

gothic_vash: we are the only fuckers in the world

sciwriter1: so what the fuck r u kimmie

gothic_vash: to set off a atomic weapon in war

gothic_vash: not as a test

gothic_vash: IN FUCKIN WAR

guesswho lol

guesswho yeah

sciwriter1: yeah only coz the fuckin jap were beatin ur ass all over the place

gothic_vash: all we need is some fuck up to press the button

hannah20102228: wow, "fuck"'s bouncing around everywhere

gothic_vash: uh huh

kimmi16: Yeah, like we need to do to Iraq

gothic_vash: suuure

guesswho ...

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likenion: well it is the adult room

sciwriter1: should have fuck iraq up long ago but oh no u yanks didnt want to do it

gothic_vash: germany was fuckin u ass up before we helped

guesswho damn..

likenion: so fuck is all around

gothic_vash: we detroyted japan by ourselves

likenion: hilarious

hannah20102228: sci, whereare you from?

gothic_vash: hesa a brit

sciwriter1: ur fuckin losing the plot goth

guesswho guam helped. but they're a territory...

guesswho so...

gothic_vash: who think they rule the world

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guesswho Shadow.

guesswho Run.

gothic_vash: no sci.. im not.. ur being a dueche and arguieing senslessy

guesswho WHile you can

kimmi16: britain has hated America since we kicked their asses out of our country

shadowcat: from what?

likenion: OMG I am gonna explode from laughing

sciwriter1: 6 fukcin

gothic_vash: u say Brit owns the world

guesswho ME too, like

gothic_vash: what the fuck

gothic_vash: the brit down own shit

hannah20102228: lol neon, me too

gothic_vash: they dont even own the car jaguar no more

guesswho It's a fucking conspiricy...

gothic_vash: guess who jaguar is owned by

gothic_vash: Ford

gothic_vash: guess what they arm

gothic_vash: YANKEE

sciwriter1: yeah a fuckin yank conspricy

guesswho oh, fuck off with the yanks

gothic_vash: you have no point

sciwriter1: ur all fuckin over weight

gothic_vash: America owns the world.. they suck

gothic_vash: but they own the world

likenion: why don't they realize that the world is owned by the illegal criminal organisations without which no country can sustain itself

gothic_vash: get over it

kimmi16: without conspiracy the world would suck!

gothic_vash: ill help you kill america in like 10 yrs

guesswho i'd gladly blow up usa

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guesswho lol

guesswho laughs

kimmi16: thank you god

guesswho that was fun.

shadowcat: um, this is an odd conversation

kimmi16: he left

hannah20102228: haha

guesswho that was SO fun.

gothic_vash: it was

hannah20102228: hahahaha

guesswho shadow, you missed it.

kimmi16 aggrees

gothic_vash: woooo

gothic_vash: i had great fun

guesswho is on the floor laughing

gothic_vash: so

hannah20102228: wow...that was something all right

kimmi16: we won again lol

likenion: hahhahaa

gothic_vash: who wants to move to sweeden with me?

guesswho Me.

gothic_vash: oh yea

likenion: so fucking hilarious

kimmi16: I'll go

hannah20102228 is crying from laughing

gothic_vash: another victory for america

shadowcat: i know the national anthem . . .

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guesswho Shotgun

guesswho Shit

kimmi16: damn...

gothic_vash: lets go to sweeden

sciwriter1: cant get rid of me that easily

guesswho shotgun.

kimmi16: counted the chicks before they hatched

guesswho i get front seat

shadowcat: what's going on in here, anyway/

gothic_vash: we still won

sciwriter1: up it

kimmi16: I get middle

guesswho we're arguing about who owns the world

sciwriter1: with a red hot poker

guesswho it's hilarious

guesswho nion's having a blast...

sciwriter1: everyone knows the UK is numero uno

gothic_vash: lol

gothic_vash: ...

kimmi16 dies from laughter.

gothic_vash: does anyone here no that?

guesswho HAHAHA, loser

gothic_vash: besides the brit?

likenion: I own the world

hannah20102228 crakcs up again

likenion: hahhahahhaha

shadowcat: dear lord, this chicken is disgusting

hannah20102228: lol neon

guesswho lmao

sciwriter1: yeah sure u do u just dont want to admit it coz ur all deluded

kimmi16 shoots neon and takes over.

guesswho lmFao

gothic_vash: deluded eh?

gothic_vash: at least we dont have no fuckin BBC

guesswho lets bomb someone, so that they'll bomb us back

gothic_vash: thats the most deluded shit ive ever seen

shadowcat: now there's nothing wrong with the BBC

guesswho great fun.

gothic_vash: yea there is

kimmi16: ...brb. time out!

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gothic_vash: the BBC sucks

guesswho presidents do it when they're bored

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shadowcat: it's just different

gothic_vash: hmmm

katrinia17: hello?

guesswho Kat

sciwriter1: all yank TV is shit

shadowcat: hey kat

hannah20102228: hey kat

katrinia17: hey!

katrinia17: hey!

gothic_vash: lets go stat shit with fuckin Mexico

katrinia17: hey!

shadowcat: maybe not ALL

gothic_vash: start*

guesswho lol, who was here since the beginning of this argument?

guesswho me...

sciwriter1: lets face it u need ours over there

gothic_vash: i was

guesswho and goth...

guesswho and... sci.

guesswho that's it.

likenion: hey kat

gothic_vash: no.. we dont sci

shadowcat: but the "popular" shows are pretty bad

katrinia17: hello!

guesswho and nion, kinda

sciwriter1: simon cowell

likenion: you are gonna love this

kimmi16 went away.

katrinia17: hummm

guesswho Kat you missed the best part

katrinia17: I got a good review!

kimmi16: OMG i said time out lol

guesswho it's dying down now

shadowcat: yay!

katrinia17: did i?

guesswho yea

gothic_vash: yes..

guesswho we were laughing like fuck

katrinia17: darn i'm always missing the good stuff!

katrinia17: :((

gothic_vash: its okay

sciwriter1: yeah its dyiong down coz I've fuckin won

hannah20102228: don't worry

gothic_vash: you wish

shadowcat: it looks serious to me

guesswho ill save the convo for you