Monkey Wind

When the wind is blowing monkeys
And one lands on your head
You don't need to get upset
Or let your face turn red
Chances are he never meant
To land there in your hair
And just like you he's surprised
And wondering why he's there
He was eating popcorn
At the monkey county fair
When a great big giant monkey wind
Picked him up into the air
He's been blowing around for 6 or 7 days
And, though surprised, he's happy
To be on your head where he now lays
If you're a little patient
And wait a moment more
I'm sure he'll quickly scamper down
And go back where he was before
But tomorrow when you go outside
Be careful where you stand
Cuz when the wind is blowing monkeys
You  never know where they'll land