The Deadly Doll

One day, John was moving to a new house in Virginia and he found a little doll he didn’t need. He threw it into the dumpster that night with a group of other things he didn’t need anymore. That night, the doll fell out of the dumpster and started walking like a zombie toward his house. When it got to the bottom of the stairs it started up and said, “John, I’m walking up one step.  John, I’m walking three steps. John, I’m walking five steps. John, I’m walking seven steps. John, I’m walking up nine steps.  John, I’m walking ten steps.” The next morning his mother opened the door and out came a horrifying shriek. There were two knives in his ears, four knives in his eyes, six knives in this throat, and eight knives in his nose…