Blowing kisses to AG Fundamentalists. |
I totally read commentaries for fun. Gordon Fee, he's on my top friends. Pnuematology, eschatology, ecclesiology, and Christology, I know the definitions of all these. Hell, I write blogs. Tons of them. Real smart ones. I have read the Pentateuch in both the original and the Septuagint. I want to go to Israel and walk where Jesus walked Just so people know how dedicated I am. I don't listen to worship "music" much. I feel it cheapens the deeper theological meaning of the concept of "true worship." I've read John 4 like seven times, so I know all about true worship. Yeah. The woman at the well. Backwards and forwards. I like worship by Sufjan Stevens and David Bazan because it's ambiguous. If you have to search for the meaning it makes it all the richer. I make and break friendships based on what they listen to; I can't be hanging out with heathens and hypocrites, you know, I'm a theologian. I'm a teacher. I'm a scholar. I have a reputation to protect. And a Church to fix. I'm kind of a scholar. You know, a biblical one. I only go to two churches. Mars Hill. And University Presbyterian. I need pastors who actually read the bible. It really is the most important aspect of Christianity you know. I know it backwards and forwards. I had a race with John Ortberg once to see who could read it the fastest. I totally kicked his ass. Four days and twenty-two hours. That's because I'm a scholar. And he preaches self-help. Who needs self-help? Not someone who knows the bible. Like I do. I'm a scholar. |