It was known that John was not too smart.
He had to put his horse to the cart.
The horse suddenly jumped
And all the three were dumped
Just because John did too loudly fart.
* Llimerick: a 5-line light or humorous poem written in aabba rhyme. In the classic form, the meter is supposed to be anapestic. Lines 1, 2, and 5 should have 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 should have 2 feet each. The syllable counts are 99669.
* Written initially as entry 450218 in SCIENCE, MEDICAL, LAW, HUMOR, CHILDREN, "SCIENCE, MEDICAL, LAW, HUMOR, CHILDREN" . Posted as the present static item on 13 July 2008.
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