Paparazzi

          Sleepy time. Muzzy is streaching on his lawn chair. He dreams.
          Flash! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Click. "What the hell?" he is rudely
          awakened. A lady in camaflage is standing over him with a camera.
          "Hi." Muzzy smiles. "That was a great candid moment." she replies.
          "Thanks. Cookie?" he raises a bowl of chocolate chip cookies.

          "May I go inside?" she queeries. She opens the kitchen door and
          Flash! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Click; takes a shot of Muzzy's turtles.
          "There just Map Turtles." he smiles. "What are their names?" she
          ask excitedly. "Peanut and Spud." he replies. "Which is Peanut
          and which is Spud?" she is adjusting her cannon. "They're identicle."
          Muzzy answers and pours some juice into two glasses.

          "How do you tell them apart?" she asks excitedly and takes some
          juice. "They're identicle. When you've seen one turtle, you've seen
          them all." Muzzy pulls on the zipper of her camaflage suit. It opens
          down to her belly. "you've had some surgery?" he queeries.

            "Yeah. But, I wanted to meet you." she answers with a Mona Lisa
            smile. Muzzy looks harder at her camaflage painted face. ....
            "Sweet mother of Pearl! Angelina Jolie!" Muzzy falls to one knee
            with his head bowed. "Do not be affraid. I just wanted to meet you."
            she helps Muzzy to his feet.

            "How are the babies?" he asks excitedly. "Oh.. There with Brad."
            she zips up her suit. "Good juice." she laughs. Flash! Zzzzzzzzzzz!
            click. "You took a picture of my wagger?" Muzzy queeried. His
            @Champion sweat shorts had dropped to his knees. "For my....
            scrapbook." she gave a toothy smile; "I do like a clean shaven man."
            Miss Jolie walked out the front door and into a waiting SUV.

            Muzzy flipped on a copy of @Tomb Raider.




            (z)