Musical Monster

Musical Monster lives to annoy, performing songs that should be long-forgotten .
Only the brave survive his impression of “Macerena” and “Baby Got Back.”
No use in covering your ears as he belts out the words “Can’t Touch This.”
Save your children!  Run! Hide! It’s the tone-deaf rendition of “Bye, Bye, Bye.”
Twirling, swaying, working the crowd, belting out “Macho, Macho Man.”
Even Richard Simmons’s enthusiasm pales in comparison to Musical Monster’s
Rendition of “The Chicken Dance,” “Thriller,” and, of course, “The Monster Mash.”