A parody of Lord of the Flies. |
Chapter 1 Through the burning shrubs emerged a ratty looking boy. Another boy was sitting at the waters edge holding a shell. He turned and got up. The shell was passed to the boy with the name tag that said Rudolph. He blew into it and other boys began emerging from the shrubbery and trees. They all gathered around him and started chanting, "You be the chief! You be the chief!" A group of boys came over the hill and biggest of the boys came forward. "Wrestlers dismount." said the biggest boy. One small child screeched, "Eeee! Look out for that swooping midget!" the speeding midget was welcomed into Rudolph's outstretched arms. "What's you name, lil' Pumpkin child?" Rudolph asked the Chinese midget, wearing a large monocle over his left eye. "You can call me whatever you want just as long as you don't call me what they called me back in England at the Academy for the Gifted, and Midgets Too." "What was that, ya silly midg?" "Plumpy...." He responded in a slow, sad tone. "ROFLCOPTERZ, Plumpy! Ha ha ha," "Plumpy!" "Plumpy!" "Thanks a lot, Rudolph, now I'm a sad panda.." Out of the forest came more littluns. One clumsy boy tripped over a massive log. He appeared to be blind. Plumpy flapped his chubby little arms and swooped into the air knocking a small child on the ground who, upon standing, found the the biggest wrestler's knife flying towards him. He tried to duck but wasn't fast enough. Soon after chanting insued and the corpes was brought to the top of a mountain. A fire was lit. The fire crackled as the flesh warmed above it on a stake. Jorge, the biggest wrestler, said, "Boy this meat is juicy." as he ripped a chunk of tender flesh off of his stick. Two younger chilluns not littlun though screamed in unison, "01000111 01001001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01001101 01000101 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01001101 01010101 01000110 01000110 01001001 01001110 01010011 00100001!!" * * * * "We need a place to sleep if there are any storms!" "Yes! And places to use if we are taken short!" The children all spoke in a juble of words seemingly excited |