Ode to the Male Man.

        I was talking to a friend one windy day. His name was Russell. He was talking to me about a guy he Doug named Ray who he met at the Jim. Matt overheard from the garden and tried to sneak away, but he tripped on a Gord,  fell and Nicked his Harry head. It didnt Don on Russell why he fell. Maybe he  Doug Ray as well? Russell Kerryed Matt to the river, where he Bobbed in an Eddie and Ralphed.
        The sun Shawn on the Dusty hills and while Matt lay in recovery, Russell Neiled down and Robbed him of his Bills. Suddenly, Ray came down the hill and Russell pretended to be going to the John. Accidently zipping his Dick in his zipper. His cry Petered out by the time Ray appeared. Frankly, he was in a lot of pain. Instant karma I say!
      So, there was Russell with his dick and Matt with his Nick. What was a guy like Ray to do?