Synonym poem

When someone asks me for a fork,
I know just what to give them.
But when they ask me for a spade,
I never can forgive them.
Because, you see,
I have a learning disability
I don't know any synonyms.
If you ask me for some pie,
I'll recite it out to the tenth decimal place.
And if you ask if you can pet my pussy,
I'll slap you right in the face.
If you want me to remove that mole,
I'll plug up all his holes.
If you say you want some stairs,
I'll look at you right in the eyes.
And if you say you hate the Bears,
I'll clothe everyone, even those whom i despise.
You tell me that the street is one way.
I tell you that that's not true,
There's large curd and there's small.
You say you want a puppy, from the local mall.
And so I beat one up and give it to you.
But i never let it play with my ball.
You want to borrow some cinnamon
And i tell you i can't give you any.
Because i have a learning disability.