Note: To save space, I just have the final verse posted. Since this is clearly a parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas", I figured it would get redundant after a while. One of these days, I'll cover this set in "A Soul Adrift" [13+], because the story behind it is weirdly sad and funny at the same time.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the school board gave to me
12 horrid lunches
11 days of detention
10 obnoxious classmates
9 reasons to stay home
8 boring classes
7 years of homework
6 schedule changes
5 days of hell
4 late buses
3 cranky teachers
2 leaky roofs
and 1 poisoned water supply
All Writing.Com images are copyrighted and may not be copied / modified in any way. All other brand names & trademarks are owned by their respective companies.
Generated in 0.06 seconds at 5:55pm on Dec 11, 2024 via server WEBX1.