Not to a Woman

Oh great there they go again
At the dinner table
They start trying ti fix me up
With any girl they know
So frustrating
I want to tell them to stop
That i prefer a man
But then I'd be disowned

I tune them out
To dream of green eyes
A winning smile
Tall and firm
My perfect man

Then they snap me back
With "Who gives a jack!"
I jump and look around
Oh lord they are hunting
And I am the prey
God don't shackle me
I don't love women
Save me