Spam Fruitcake

Spam Fruitcake!


Here is my recipe for Spam Fruitcake!
Preheat the oven, four fifty to bake
It is a joy to eat and easy to make,
This wonderful thing called Spam Fruitcake!


First you cut Spam, in half inch cubes,
This wonderful thing called Spam Fruitcake!
Then add into the batter some unwashed Pubes,
If you’re lactating, one quarter cup from your Boobs

You chop up some Liver and lob in some Kale,
Then toss in some Chitterlings, nice and stale
This wonderful thing called Spam Fruitcake!
Cilantro flavored Apple Jelly, (half price on sale)

Add one dozen Eggs, to make it real slimy,
Leave in the Eggshells, and crush them real tiny,
Bake at four fifty, till runny and shiny,
This wonderful thing called Spam Fruitcake!