The Big Bada-Boom

The Big Bada-Boom


I heard the ding-a-ling of my dangling
dong do a dang-a-lang.
She screeched as I smacked
and smooched her skrotch.
But my big bada-boom boinged
and bounced as it burped its burble,
And with a woof I whammed her whomp
until the whoosh made her whoopee,
as only it can.

She clutched my chugalug with her clacker
until it creaked and crunched.
So, with a ha-ho I honked her howhows
humming a half-hacked, hoo-hurrah!
Yikes, she yowled,
with a yip-yahoo, yappa-yatata, YOW!
And with a bing, a bang, and a boom,
my boing had bonked its last bop,
as only it can.