FLY IN MY BURGER BLUES

                                                FLY IN MY BURGER BLUES

They forgot my pickle, they didn't put nothing on my bun
Cooked a fly in my burger, cooked him till he was well done
They fired up that grill, making it hotter and hotter
Started using that spatula for a god damn fly swatter
I got me a fly in my burger, I'm as hungry as can be
I got me a fly in my burger, he's staring right back at me
I got me a fly in my burger, got me a fly in my burger blues

I don't give a damn about your commercials, michael jordan doesn't mean a thing
I just want me a burger, a burger that aint got wings
Cause I know if this keeps happening, I know there will come a day
I'll take a big bite out of that burger then it will fly away
And if that doesn't happen, I will still be afraid
My burger will come with ketchup and mustard, and a big overdose of Raid

Over billions of burgers sold, how many with flies I can not say
Some burger named Marty McFly, I don't deserve that kind of break today
I pulled out of that drive thru window, with my cheeseburger happy meal
Took a big bite off of that burger, surprised to find a fly was part of the deal
I got me a fly in my burger, I'm as hungry as can be
I got me a fly in my burger, he's staring straight back at me
I got me a fly in my burger, got me a fly in my burger blues

So you better go tell that Flyburglar, and that clown with the red hair
If this happens ever again, I won't be going back there
Cause I know if this keeps happening, I know there will come a day
When I take a big bite off that burger, then it will fly away
And if that doesn't happen, I will still be afraid
My burger will come with ketchup and mustard, and a big overdose of Raid