I really struggled with the rhyme. Can you think of some words that fit? |
Mondays are bad, unless you are rich. Even then I bet they are a ...... bummer. I go to my office and there I sit. I look at my desk and say, “what is this..... stuff”. All of my co-workers smile and wish me well. I just look back and say, “go to ..... work.” I pull out my schedule, my whole week to map. Disgruntled I mumble, “this job is all ..... right”. Lunch seem so distant, I wait for the sandwich cart. My stomach begins to rumble and I hold back a .... howl. At noon I choose a hoagie, a juice and chocolate kiss. Swigging my drink I exclaim, “this tastes like.... really bad”. I hate my boss he’s so evil and crass, Someday I’ll tell him he can just kiss my ..... cousin. But that day is distant as I open a file with a click, That dude in HR can also suck my .... lemon drops. Quitting time seems distant as I peer at the clock. My co-workers are jerks, they can all lick my .... ice cream bars. When Julie sneaks out early to pick up her runt, I can’t help but whispering, “bye you old.... gal.” As I get up to leave, my boss catches my ear. He asks If I can stay late, and I say, “kiss my ....lucky charm.” Corporate needs numbers and statistics, its true. But deep in my mind, I’m only thinking..... “thank you.” Monday is endless as I struggle bit by bit, for the lesbian from corporate who likes to lick....stamps. Working late on Monday is nothing so new. But doing it for a lesbian, I wouldn’t even ..... have dinner with? As I finish the project, I tell her, “you know what? You shouldn’t let girls touch your hairy .... knuckles.” As I leave I’m feeling better, as I get to my truck. My mind turns to Tuesday and I think, “oh .... great”. |