The Diaper Change

The Diaper Change
By Richard Briley Jr


What do I smell?
Can’t tell,
Is that you?

Pewwwwww!!!
Pit stop, pull in here,
Open the hood.

See what we got,
  Hot Fudge,
Engine Sludge,
Don’t Budge.


I don’t mind,
It only means,
The plumbing's fine.

Diaper here,
Lift you up,
Wipe you clean.

Don't look mean,
Where’s the cream?
Dab, Dab here and there,
Now we’re square.

Shake shake powder too,
Here’s a clean filter for you,
Up you go,
Good as new.

Your pants are on,
Start your motor,
You're almost done,
Check for leaks.

Hug me tight,
A kisseee too,
The flag is up,
Spin your tires.

Go! Go! Go!
Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!