" Whirl - eee - Gig "

" Whirl - eee - Gig "

Well, what can it be?
Oh! I don't know.
Looks like a whirl - eee - gig
in a picture show.

Flashing bright lights
all red and green,
the craziest thing
I've ever seen.

A round black disc
from somewhere out there;
" Beam me up Scotty "
while I still got some hair.

It came down to earth
and followed the tracks,
had little green men
with warts on their backs.

If it comes after you
get out of the way,
don't look at the light,
you might want to pray.

The world is in danger,
they think we're berserk;
get on the cell phone
and call Captain Kirk.

Tell him and Scotty
to get here real soon
cause the aliens are comin'
to kill us at noon.

If he's goin' to save us
take phasers off stun,
come in at warp speed,
from behind the bright sun.

Morning may get here
but then again, not.
" The Enterprise is comin',"
and she's all that we got.!