Understanding different points of view. |
The Baptist Congregation of Kittery, Maine had planned their pilgrimage four years in advance of the Centenial of Isreal's nation. It was with great pride the Rev. Al began his baptisms in the river Jordon. Suddenly, a radiant cloud descended upon his congregation... Reverend Al tried to calm his congragation with hymns, "Row. Row. Row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily. Merrily. Merrily. Life is but a dream." The Reverend's wife wisphers to her husband, "Where is the necessary?" Bizzzzzzzzz! A door opened. Pip walked out of the cloud and flew over to them. He fluttered his four wings. "I am Pip. Welcome to my flying saucer. There is food and bathrooms." Pip's voice was like a buzzing bee. He pointed to the door behind him. The Reverend's wife fainted. Rev. Al caught her. "We are Christians! Have you heard about Jesus?" Rev. Al shouted. "We need to impregnate your females. Our race is becoming extinct." Pip smiled. The Reverend and the other men stood in front of the women. "We will not allow that! No! No! No!" Rev. Al shook his head no. Bizzzzzzzzzzzzzz! "Your women have been impregnated. Thank you and have a nice day!" Pip smiled. There was a flash of light. Rev. Al and his flock popped out of the sky and splashed down into the river Jordan. "Hallelujah! The Lord has set us free!" the reverend's wife exclaimed; "Where are my panties?" The women covered themselves with palm branches for shame of their nakedness. "Those bug eyed bastards! God will punish them!" Rev. Al was red faced. He waved his arms about making fists. Then, exhausted, plopped his bare butt down on the shore of the river Jordon. A hymn echoed from the clouds, "Hallelujah! Hallelujah!" =+= |