Synonym

Fraud, Hypocrite, Charlatan
I am
I like the smell of leather jackets and tobacco
Press fistfuls to face and breathe deep
Look up with a smile and say
You know you shouldn't smoke
Smoking's bad
And how you ever gonna sing Ave Maria with the late greats
if you can't even stop coughing long enough to come up for air?
Wash that junk out your hair
I wanna run my fingers through it
When I ask
Why is it called an answering machine when it has more problems than solutions?
They should change the name to Pandora
At least then people won't have any delusions
I guess I'm not the only one who's full of it