My Puppy Dog

My dog is really fluffy
I really love him lots
He's very, very cute
And has lots of spots

He pees on the carpet
And poos on the tiles
He nibbles on my toes
And my little sister smiles

He always runs around
When there's nothing there to chase
He jumps up on my lap
And licks me on the face

He doesn't eat his food
But hangs around my chair
And sometimes eats my dinner
When there's some to spare

He sometimes barks at night
When everyones asleep
Dad shouts "Shut up you mongrel,
I don't want to hear another peep"

We take him for a walk
And kids give him a pat
We have to use a lead
In case he sees a cat