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A Sitcom about a Fascist Dictator who rule over a Latin American Tropical Paradise |
| FADE IN: INT. IN THE PALACE - DAY ERNESTO The Dictator siting in his Office in his Chair and he had the devil of toothache he asks his Secretary Kabush for Help KABUSH Well I know what you should do ERNESTO What tell it to me or you die KABUSH Well how about you visiting a Dentist ERNESTO I hate Dentists they should born in Hell KABUSH Well i know that you are a Antidentist but its the only kind of Person that can help you ERNESTO I must be confess you maybe right INT. AT THE DENTIST - DAY So they went to the Dentist and check in at the Recepetion KABUSH We have a Dentist Emergency here RECEPTIONIST Theres no Dentist Ermegency you must wait like everybody else KABUSH No we don't RECEPTIONIST And why you don't KABUSH Because the Patient is also the Dictator RECEPTIONIST Oh thats of course something different you can directly go into the Dentist's Room El Presidente Kabush takes a Sit at the Waiting Room while the Dictator goin into the Dentists Room and sit down at the Dentist Chair as soon the Dentist Dr. Falkenstein arrived also in the Dentist Room and greets him DR. FALKENSTEIN Hallo Mr. President nice to meet you and it will fill my Heart with Proud that i was choosen to fix your noble Teeth ERNESTO Stop the Idiot Talking and Move my Tooth is Killing Me DR. FALKENSTEIN Ok first of all you want a Narcotic ERNESTO Give me alle Narcotics you have and all of them in a large Dose DR. FALKENSTEIN Ive thats your Will what you wanna watch while the Treatment Tom & Jerry or Seinfeld ERNESTO Gimme Tom & Jerry these Animals reminds me off me and my little Brother DR. FALKENSTEIN So have nice Sleep Mr. President While he's on Toxication he dreams about the Old Times in his Childhood all was in black and white and all have this oldfashioned straight Haircuts and its Jazz Music in the Air He and his Brother playing Baseball in the Yard while his Father is grillin fine Argentinian Steaks and his Mother decks the Table for the Diner it was a good Time but then comes a crazy Clown with a Knife who is for the Hunt on a Big Duck (who is a Man in an Duck Costume) run Duck run while the Dentist is boring in the President's Teeth INT. IN THE SALAGAR'S HOME - DAY Switch in the Salagar's House where Felipe and Ramon are playing World of Warcraft FELIPE So my Magican beat your Warrior again Ramon Magic ist stronger than Power RAMON Wait for the Next Fight Merlin FELIPE So your next loose Goliath RAMON Want we play World of Warcraft all the Night or you have some other Stuff in Mind FELIPE Yes the Dominguez comes for Diner my Father is grillin Steaks and Burgers wanna stay RAMON Of course i wanna stay its Steaks and Burgers and its Gina with them? FELIPE I think so why you askin RAMON Just so FELIPE One Moment you hot on her? RAMON A little Bit FELIPE Dude she is only 14 Years old RAMON Well im 18 but i am a virgin too so do you not think thats ok then FELIPE I think so Beatrice is while on decking the table and making the Salad Conchita is helping her while the Baby is tryin to cook Pudding INT. AT THE DENTIST - DAY Meanwhile at the Dentist the Dictator ist still dreaming sick Stuff over the Big Duck who gets now raped by a Lumberjack in Front of the Clowns who is jackin off while the Doctor bors faster and faster in his Teeth while Kabush is flirtin with the Dentist Male Helper KABUSH What you doing after Work sweet white clothed Peace of Fine Meat MALE DENTIST HELPER That depends what you wanna do with me my strong Gladiator KABUSH Oh i know a lot of funny Collusseum Games MALE DENTIST HELPER Uh Im looking forward to that INT. IN THE SALAGAR'S HOME - DAY meanwhile in the Salagar's House Felipe and Ramon talking about Ramons Plan to win Gina FELIPE Ok you right that you still are a Virgin change the Subject but there is still the Problem to convince her RAMON You right too how i convince her FELIPE I know Gina and she is a not a easy to get Girl we must create a Plan RAMON But what Kind of Plan FELIPE I think the best is you get the Way of a Gentleman first we need a Present RAMON But what Kind of Present Felipe thinks shortly about the Kangaroo Balls again but winks up permanently and his thinking switch to another Present FELIPE How about Pralinees? RAMON Thats a Great Idea but we have a Holiday where we found Pralinees? FELIPE My Sister have a pack in her Room she forbidd me to take from them but i do all for a good friend and who's that Bitch anyway to try to forbid something to the Great Magican Felipinus and so they walk to her Room and take the Pralinees meanhwile Conchita is fininish to help her Mother with cooking and decking the Table and goes to her Room and phone with her best Girl-Friend Sonora CONCHITA Yeah do you got the Movie i got the Pralinees im so glad about watching Alice in Wonderland all high on LSD this Evening INT. AT THE DENTIST - DAY Switch to the Dentist Praxis where the Dicatator awakes from his Dreams DR. FALKENSTEIN Good Morning Mr. President im finish with the Work here you can go home now with fresh new working Teeth ERNESTO Oh thats fine fine bright teeth you gave me i promise i think about you when i start The Big Cleaning DR. FALKENSTEIN To Generous To Generous Mr. President At his Way out he sees the Big Duck sittin on a Dentist Chair and get bored in his teeth after Leaving they drive to the Meat Trader to buy some argentinian Meat and then to the Ocean to buy some fresh Shrimp INT. AT THE SALAGAR'S HOME - NIGHT Meanwhile the Dominguez arrives at the Salagar's House BEATRICE Hey Pedro Maria welcome to our House we glad to have you as our Guests Beatrice kiss them both on the Cheeks and Conchita kiss Gina on the Cheeks MR. DOMINGUEZ Hello my Friends i thank your for your Invation and we have some Presents brought for you to thank you for that they have Presents for the whole Salagar Family with them Roses for the Lady a a Fishing Pole for the Master of the House, a Geordie La Forge Action Figure for Felipe, a expensive Parfum for Conchita and Pudding for the Baby who screams and rush to the Pudding every body is happy about their presents and thank them BEATRICE Oh thank you what a beautiful Present FELIPE Cool a Geordie La Forge Action Figure i always wanted something like that CONCHITA Oh a Parfurm it smells good thank you BABY Ya Pudding Ramon is starring at Gina and stutter RAMON (doubtful) H H Hi Gina GINA (very sweet) Hi Ramon RAMON (not that doubtful anymore) I I I g got a Present for you too Gina GINA (curious) Cool what is it RAMON Here it's some fine pralinees GINA (thankful) Oh thank you very much Gina kiss Ramon on the Cheek Conchita notice that and starring horrified at Gina while shes eating a few of them GINA (amused) Thats really very good Pralinees The Dictator arrives at the House too in this Moment packed with good argentian Meat and fresh Shrimp from the Pacific and greets the Dominguez ERNESTO Hey the Dominguez who are you he shake Mr. Dominguez Hand and kiss Mrs. Dominguez on the Cheeks MR. DOMINGUEZ Fine Ernesto and you? How are the Political Business ERNESTO It can't be better how about the Channel Pumps Business MR. DOMINGUEZ It's good too someone kill all the Rats in the Channels now my Workers can work without getting bit from radioactive Rats and nobody gets sick anymore soon he starts grillin Pedro is helping him and they talk about Soccer (They both like the same Club Fictivia Cabaneros) ERNESTO What do you think about Saluccia he is a very good Forward MR. DOMINGUEZ I think so too a very good Purchase ERNESTO Thats right and Boobton is a real good Defender MR. DOMINGUEZ That's true but not as good as Polara Politics (A Glad Fortune that Pedro shares the same Views) ERNESTO How about the newest Massacre on the Communist Pigs MR. DOMINGUEZ That was great this Scum should stamped in the Earth ERNESTO I mostly liked the Colour of the Blood this Time MR. DOMINGUEZ I agree with you that was wonderful and Hot Chicks (they both say Bo Derek is the beautifulst Woman on Earth) MR. DOMINGUEZ And how do you like that Pamela Anderson ERNESTO She is hot but the hottest ist Bo Derek MR. DOMINGUEZ Yes thats true she is a real Sex Bomb while the Baby is full of Pudding and is to slow to chase the Suricate who has stolen his Footy while the Women are finishing the Salad Bar and the Boys sit there with Gina who gets high in the Time and laughs over the Boys Jokes FELIPE What happenend when Kirk and Picard meets at Rigel 8 GINA I don't know FELIPE Nothing There is no Rigel 8 RAMON What happenend when Seven of Nine ask Data out for a Date GINA What? RAMON Nothing Data even had a Penis a Bad Omen Conchita thinks while shes looking over to them because the Jokes of the Boys are the Opposite of Funny, no one laugh over it except for them RAMON How about Worf marries a Borg Woman FELIPE Whats about Kirk where black and leads the Black Enterprise The Boys tellin one bad Joke after another and Gina goes more and more high while their Dads go more and more drunk and eats more and more of that rare Meat while the Woman are talk more and more about their Girl-Friends Outfits, the Prominents Outfits, the Prominents Relationship and differerent New Diets BEATRICE Do you see that ugly pink Dress with the yellow Dots on it that were Silvia MRS. DOMINGUEZ Yes that was awful or that Red Pullover with the Elks on it BEATRICE Also awful do you see that white Dress Keira Knightley wearing at the Oscar Awards MRS. DOMINGUEZ Yes maybe it look got on something who have Breasts BEATRICE Yeah maybe it looked good on Danny de Vito MRS. DOMINGUEZ Im Sure is he still married to Rhea Perlman BEATRICE Of course they are among together like Pitch & Sulfur MRS. DOMINGUEZ Not like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie BEATRICE Yes they are being not so long together i think even Angelina Jolie always been slight MRS. DOMINGUEZ Yes that lucky Thing i wanna know what Diet she use while the Baby eats more and more Pudding and its going to explode soon but Conchita notice that in the right Time and screams CONCHITA Everybody stop your Talking and watch out what happenend here! and the loud Talking ended abrupt ERNESTO What's going on Conchita why you interrupt our Talking? CONCHITA Do anybody of you noticed that the Baby is going to explode soon Gina laughes her Ass off the Baby get in and laughes his Ass off too while the Audience realizes now what they have done and so Beatrice take the Baby to the Bathroom and clean it, brings him to bed any yell at him BEATRICE No Pudding for you anymore BABY But i want more Pudding While the Dominguez realizes thats something wrong with their Daugther, Pedro shakes her MR. DOMINGUEZ Whats going on with you Conchita confess that it was her fault CONCHITA That's all my Fault i buyed Pralinees with LSD inside because me and my Friend want to watch Alice in Wonderland all high on LSD but Felipe stole the Pralinees and Ramon give it to Gina MR. DOMINGUEZ Why you doin something like that she is a Child and can die from that why you doin something like that do you can't have Fun without Drugs CONCHITA No she can't die from LSD and i can have Fun without LSD but with it's more Fun Comprende? BEATRICE Allright that's real not that bad we all do that in the wild 70's remember Ernesto And everybody laughs ERNESTO Not really but i don't have any Memory on this Time at all FADE OUT. THE END |
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