Baking Masturbatedly

I am a Master Baker,
And baking bread's my trade.
I am a Master at it,
'Cause I Master Bake all day.

I Master Bake in the afternoon,
And in the morning too,
I Master Bake at night sometimes,
If there's nothing else to do.

I Master Bake to earn a crust,
If you'll please excuse the pun.
But I prefer to Master Bake,
At home, and just for fun.

I've Master Baked around the world,
I've Master Baked in France,
But they're ALL Master Bakers there,
I never stood a chance.

I've Master Baked for Presidents,
And even royalty,
My Master Baking stunned the Queen,
So much she knighted me.

Apparrently what got her hot,
And really made her sweat,
Was the weighty warmth of my crown cobs,
And the size of my baguette.

work in progress...