Im off today

Well if you where to write a book about yourself what would you tell everyone? Me? Well I would tell you everything the funny the dumb the boring. Where would you start? Would you start as far back as you can remember or would you start with the best day of you life? So many choices so little time.

Chapter One
On the Couch

Today was my day off! I spent it just the way I wanted to for the most part. Woke up early, not part of the plan but hey time to get to the couch. I log on to Facebook like everyother person in the world. What is are obsistion with this alteritve world that we must always update and check on all of are hundreds of friends. Do I really have this many friends? Now I must start drinking because thats what I do on my day off. Mimosa's the best breakfast ever! Then I start to play scrabble online which is funy because I cannot spell a little while later im hungrey whats in the fridge BBQ from the Hub's work Yummo! Sandwich will do, thanks baby. I will have to write a whole chapter on how wonderful my husband is. If where not for him this stroy would not have BQQ or O.J. or beautiful flowers to stare at whil sitting on the couch all day. Okay got the sandwich what's on t.v.? What's not on t.v. we have over 400 or so channels i don't know what to watch. I decide on Dirty Dancing a classic. My husband and some friends actully spent the day at Mountain Lake where the movie was filmed a couple of years back. Ahh the days of openings where we did fun stuff on are off time. Once again another chapter will have to be deicaded to openings. End of the movie and I beleave the hub's is coming to in the bedroom. I move the bedroom to see if he is finally awake it is after 12! We joke about me chillin on the couch and cuddle. I Check my facebook from my phone while in bed. My grandmother has left a message about getting stuff done on my day off, i entertaian the idea and start to get restless. We but get up Chip to the couch and I start to staightian the table this dosent last long and im back to the couch. Back on facebook to see picutres of friends in the snow that chip told me about. Chip goes to work and I'm going to get some stuff done! I manage to clean the bedroom and bathroom fold and hang clothes! Time to go back to the couch ahhh finsh the bottle of chanpange and play scrabble some more while watching t.v.. Misc crap includes Frank's parents House? DIY, Food Network the list gose on. I make another BQQ snack this time a quesidilla. More T.V. more online games more checking the Facebook.Get tired of that then call my mother. She is a whole other book lol. New comment on status I should write a book there's an idea my life is pretty cool and funny. So here I am writing chapter one while drinking red wine heating up dinner and whaching t.v. on the Couch.