birthdays are personal.

my girlfriend named tay
bought me spanx for my birthday
she's like, they hold in your gut
i'm like no thanks you slut

my supposed to be future wife
brought me all sorts of strife
in the form of a spanx box
that's not what really rocks

what rocks my sox
is that facebook can block
so i'm like hollah! and i blocked
that sucker of clock

well shes gone now
bitch is gone oh meow
wow that big fattie cow
but when i think of her
my heart still says, ow

:(