A wifes nagging

if i had a penny

for every stupid word he's said

it wouldn't be enough

to buy a brain for his head!



i tell him to do things

small things around the house

he says he'll be back in a minute

then he's as hard to find as a mouse



but i said 'till death due us part

on that fateful day last year.

but now i think he's getting board

of me that's what i fear



"he's useless" my friends rant

thats all they ever say

"leave him " they say but i can't

i still love him in every way



he may hate me

he may love me alot

he may not have expected my nagging

that wasn't in his plot



but i said 'till death do us part

on that fateful day last year

but now i think he's getting board

of me that's what i fear ...



i fear...