TOMMY LEE

I am Tommy Lee and this is my statement.
At the onset of July 2009.
As I alighted from a cab to enter my apartment,
A gang of Boys attacked me
They gave me an injury at my back and my left leg
They left me at near death state
All I can remember is the gang leader’s words
“Idiot Tommy Lee, try this again and I will butcher you alive”.
I never hurt anybody; I do not know them or what they are talking about.
Again on January 2010 after I had a drink in a bar, as I was about to leave,
Then a man on hearing someone call me “Tommy Lee of the neighborhood”,
Jumped out of his chair and smashed my face with his bottle of beer.
I fainted immediately and gained consciousness five hours later
The news I had is that he accused me of sleeping with his wife.
I am shy, gentle, quiet, strong and I am a virgin.
Two days later, I went to that same country bar and I sat there at mid-night
Gisting, drinking and mocking the foolishness of the world with an odd stranger
He was every inch like me except for a scar on his face.
As this stranger was about to get up from his seat, having been intoxicated with wine,
He stumbled and dropped down, and two passports slipped from his pocket
Being anxious to know his name, I reached for the passports first
And to my great surprise, one is my lost passport with my picture and name “Tommy Lee”.
The other has his picture with a name Jack Robinson.
Suddenly fear breezed through me “this is Jack Robinson the notorious”,
Before I could raise my eye, the police were all over the place and they took Jack away,
While he giggled, winked and smiled at me,
But I stood still looking at the passports, and then I realized something within me”
“I love Jack’s life style, but I hate his criminality”.
Realizing this, I smiled then I took up the phone and called Janet
A girl that has been yearning to be with me for many months now
To her utmost amazement, I invited her to my house that night,
She came and we slept together.
As I surrender Jack’s passport at this police station, I would love to make this clear
I have surrendered with it my shyness and also my virginity.