Mexico

Hola, que tal? Mexico... our great neighbor to the south. Third largest trading partner. Makers of that fight inducing "Cuervo Gold". Land of gila monsters and sombreros. Ah... Mexico, I yearn for the stench of your carneaterias! No one boils a cow esophagus like you! Viva Mexico! Viva La Raza, Viva Futball!
So, fry up your chorizo, don your sarapi, and play Mexico Trivia!
(Roberto, tu estes estupido! Tu, no sabe el mundo! Escribes es mucho gustsan. No alto por favor!)

    1. How did Pancho Villa die?
      a. Tequila overdose
      b. Shot by the Fifth Calvary
      c. Choked on an enchilada
      d. Montazuma's Revenge


    2. What is the name of the three islands off the coast of Mazatlan?
      a. Tres Putas
      b. Los Arcos
      c. Tres Hermanas
      d. Isles de Muertas


    3. What is the signifcance of the 16th of September?
      a. The Day of the Dead
      b. Same as Cinco de Mayo without the hype
      c. Jaurez's birthday
      d. Aztec day of atonement


    4. In which state is San Blas?
      a. Disarray
      b. Nyarit
      c. Chihuahua
      d. Mechamuchan


    5. What is the #1 export of Mexico?
      a. Marijuana
      b. Petroleum
      c. Chile Peppers
      d. Revolutions


    6. Who is the current president of Mexico
      a. Maxamillion
      b. Ricardo Mantalban
      c. Jorge Escubar
      d. No one knows


    7. What is the second largest city in Mexico?
      a. Mexico City
      b. Acapulco
      c. Monterrey
      d. Puerto Villarta

    8. What did Montezuma say to Cortez when they first met?
      a. "Hey man, you need some aggression therapy!"
      b. "I dig your tin man!"
      c. "Bite me, you bearded slob!"
      d. "Hey, you're almost as ugly as Pizzaro!"


    9. Cancun is called "The Mexican Riviera", what is Tijuana called?
      a. The Cardboard Kingdom
      b. El Bano Grande
      c. It's Show Time Gentlemen!
      d. Tijuana


    10. When did Mexico achieve independence?
      a. The 5th of May
      b. The 16th of September
      c. They're still enslaved
      d. All of the above

                    Que hora es? Es tiempo para las "Bonus Question"!

    11. What is the National Past Time of Mexico?
      a. Creating fantastic mosaics
      b. Repairing their cars
      c. Blameing the Yankees
      d. Shareing fellowship, with a few cervesas