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        My wife left me, to tell the truth; now I am quite alone.



        It's like living in a telephone booth, with no one left to phone.







                    What's the point in having an erection, without the proper means of exchange ?



                              It's like planning a big vacation, and going no place strange.



     

    I think that I shall never be                  ....any better off than a chimpanzee



          because I like to monkey around                      .....and smoke marijuana by the pound.   





                            Honey, what happened to us?      We used to have such a good time.



          Never again would I fuss....          if you would just want to be mine.











          A WORD FROM THE WOUNDED!                  PLEASE HEAR IT!!!!



                TO ANY AND ALL OTHER MEN,            WHO MIGHT STIFLE THE WOMANLY SPIRIT.



          BREAK YOUR WEAPONS !              DON'T TOUCH THEM AGAIN !