TWO HARDY BOYZ

TWO HARDY BOYZ TO THE TUNE OF TWO LITTLE BOYS (Rolf Harris 1970)

TWO HARDY BOYZ HAD TWO LITTLE TOYS,
EACH HAD A WRESTLING RING...
FIGHTING AWAY EACH SUMMER DAY,
THE ODD TWIST OF FATE OF THEN PING!!!
ONE LITTLE MATT THEN HAD A MISHAP,
BROKE OFF HIS CORNER POST,
WEPT FOR HIS TOY ,THEN CRIED WITH JOY,
AT A YOUNG JEFF HARDYS BOAST...

DID YOU THINK I WOULD LEAVE YOU  CRYING,
WHEN THERES ROOM IN MY RING FOR TWO...
CLIMB UP THERE MATT AND SWANTON BOMB ME
I WON'T GET AN INJURY...
WHEN WE GROW UP WE'LL BOTH BE WRESTLERS,
AND OUR RINGS THEY WILL NOT BE TOYS ...
I WONDER IF WE'LL REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE TWO HARDY BOYZ

LONG YEARS PAST WRESTLEMANIAS A BLAST,
TITLES WERE ON THERE WAY...
MATT WAILED LOUD WHILE JEFF WOWED THE CROWED..
NOW WAS HIS TURN TO SAY...
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL ME BROTHER...
WHEN YOU'RE IN MY TITLE WAY
I'M JEALOUS OF YOUR SMACK DOWN CONTRACT,
AND THE DIFFERENCE IN OUR PAY ...

MATT I WLL NEVER BATTER YOU,
AS BROTHERS WE MUST UNITE !
THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR PLACE NOW..
TO GET IN A BRAWL AND FIGHT!!
LISTEN THE CROWDS ARE CHEERING,
AND THE ARENA IS FULLOF NOISE ,
I THINK ITS THAT THEY REMEMBER...
WHEN WE WERE TWO HARDY BOYZ....

(gnome 11/03/2009)