12 COMMANDMENTS OF GNOME

THE TWELVE COMMANDMENTS OF GMOME....





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Here is a reading from the book of Gnome Ch3 ..V16

“And the Gnomicus Maximus sent forth his army of Gnome fishermen from the great toadstool in the straw so that the non believers would feel the wrath of the almighty Rod... And when they reached the river Baptismicus Gnomicus did lobbeth all pointy hats and shoes into the water saying “Come fish dangle your rods into the water of life, fashion yourself by the almighty for although your shoes and hats may be wet, the rest of you is dry... Then from his little tunicus  pocketus he did pulleth the parchment of Gnome on which Rod had layeth down his twelve commandments... And as they gathered on every toadstool, lilly pad and tree stump, on the grass and on their collective arse they sat to receive the word of the fraud... Baptismicus Gnomicus continued:


Thou shalt partake in all form of merriment partying or orgy (provided you invite me)When under the affluence of incohol the partying does not end with a maximus headacheus Always insure you have the last laugh and invite all those who are the proverbial pain in the bum because the humour can never cease...When fishing remember dragon fly murder is acceptable for bait. Be careful when dating a fairy... watch what you do with your rod for it may not be good for your Elf! GO OUT, SHOUT, ENJOY YOUR FRIENDS....Being a tight arse is OK...LAUGH....SPOUT BOLLOX ....READ BOLLOX ....... BE JOLLIOUS MAXIMUS!

THIS IS THE WORD OF THE FRAUD”


And all replied ...

“THANKS BE TO ROD!!”