News Test

"Here on the nightstand I stand on my head..."

"Shush I am trying to read the newspaper."

"...bouncing up and down just on my fingertips. Then I heard an old thump..."

"Okay you are really making me annoyed. Get away from my shoulder please!"

"...and there came a dinosaur knocking down all the walls of my house. Then it decided to..."

"Get away from me now! I am trying to concentrate. RAWR!"

"...roar as loudly as it could. Spurts of fire came spewing out of its mouth as the house then burned down to ashes..."

"I am out of here!"