Masonicon's Ultimate Showdown

Well! I has my own parody of Lemon Demon's Ultimate Showdown where all of it's characters(save for Civilian) are replaced by my own favorite characters and here are the lyrics:



Old Cyberdemon was shooting around

Anonymous City like a big Shooting range

when suddenly Bartman burst from the shade

and hit Cyberdemon with a Bartgrenade

Cyberdemon got pissed and began to attack

but didn't expect to took Rains of Leads from Tommy Vercetti

who proceeded to Firing his huge Minigun to Cyberdemon

when Justin Bieber and Edward Cullen came out of the blue

and Justin Bieber started singing with his unpleasantly feminine voice and Edward Cullen sparkles in the front of Tommy Vercetti

then they got flattened by the Bartmobile

but before it could make it back to the Simpsons House

Cho Seung Hui popped out of his grave

and took an XM8 Rifle out from under his hat

and blew Bartman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

but he ran out of bullets and he ran away

because Grigor II came to save the day



this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny



Cyberdemon took a bite out of Grigor II

like Commissioner Gordon took a bite out of crime

and then Tommy Vercetti came back covered in a tire track

but Naruto jumped out and landed on his back

and Bartman was injured, and trying to get steady

when Cho Seung Hui came back with a Chainsaw

but suddenly he is shot in the leg and he tripped

Iji Kataiser took him out with her Nanogun



then she saw Cyberdemon sneaking up from behind

and she equips her gun which she just couldn't find

'cause Bartman stole it and he shot and he missed

and Naruto deflected it with his fist

then he jumped in the air and did a summersault

while Cho Seung Hui tried to pole vault

onto Grigor II, but they collided in the air

And GDI hit 'em both with a Ion Cannon, oooh



this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...



aliens sang out in immaculate chorus

down from the outer space descended The Grox

who delivers unparalleled destruction from it's Energy Cannon

into the Iji Kataiser

who Vaporizes into oblivion, screaming in pain

as Bartman changed back into Bart Simpson

but Grox saw through his clever disguise

and it vaporized Bartman's head with it's extreme IQ



Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, Raven and Taichi, Yamato, Sora, Mimi, Koushiro, Joe, Takeru, Hikari and Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward and

Ash, Misty, Tracey, Melody and Sora, Kairi, Riku, Donald, Goofy and

Marco, Eri, Tarma, Fio and Neku, Shiki, Beat, Rhyme

Doomguy, Gordon Freeman, Master Chief, and Big Daddy

Pip Boy, Sephiroth, every single C&CGZH Generals with their respective armies

Linkin Park and Nanosuit Troopers,

Lisa Simpson, Michael Jackson, Hammer Drones, and Commando

all came out of no where lightning fast

and they kicked The Grox in it's ice cold metallic ass

it was the bloodiest and goriest battle the world ever saw

with Civilians looking on total awe



and the war raged on for an eon

too many lives were claimed, but eventually

the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Hiro Nakamura in a bloodstained Business Suit



this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

of Ultimate Destiny





Characters(in order of appearances):



Cyberdemon -- Classic Doom. Takes the place of Godzilla

Bartman -- The Simpsons. Takes the Place of Batman where Bart Simpson takes the place of Bruce Wayne and Bartmobile takes the place of Batmobile

Tommy Vercetti -- GTA Vice City. Takes Place of Shaq, the reason he takes the place of Shaq is he is the one that survives being runs over by Bartmobile

Justin Bieber -- Takes Place of Aaron Carter, the reason he takes the place of Aaron Carter is he is ones that dies from being runs over by Bartmobile and Aaron Carter is way outdated when compared to Justin Bieber

Edward Cullen -- Twilight. new character for this Ultimate Showdown Parody as another guy that killed by Bartmobile as punishment for Sparkles like Disco Balls alongside singing Justin Bieber

Cho Seung Hui -- Takes the Place of Abraham Lincoln as he is appropriate characters to "burst out of his grave" where AK-47 are replaced with XM8 Rifle and Machete are Replaced with Chainsaw

Grigor II -- Empire Earth. Takes the place of Optimus Prime as he is a giant robot from Empire Earth's Russian Campaign and he is my most favorite character from the series

Commissioner Gordon -- Batman. Takes place of Scruff McGuff as he is the only good cop amongst seas of crooked cops

Naruto -- Naruto. Takes place of Jackie Chan

Iji Kataiser -- from the homemade game of the same name. Takes the place of Indiana Jones

GDI(Global Defense Initiative) -- Command and Conquer. Takes place of Care Bears. chosen because it's Ion Cannon are can takes place of Care Bear Stare

The Grox -- Spore. takes place of Chuck Norris since it is practically godlike when compared to Chuck Norris in Internet with Science and Technology

Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, Raven -- Teen Titans. Takes the Place of Gandalf the Gray

Taichi, Yamato, Sora, Mimi, Koushiro, Joe, Takeru, Hikari -- Digimon 02. takes the place of Gandalf the White

Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward -- Spongebob Squarepants. Takes the Place of the Black Knight.

Ash, Misty, Tracey, Melody -- Pokemon. Takes the Place of Mussolini

Sora, Kairi, Riku, Donald, Goofy -- Kingdom Hearts 2. Takes the Place of Blue Meanie

Marco, Eri, Tarma, Fio -- Metal Slug. Takes the place of Cowboy Curtis

Neku, Shiki, Beat, Rhyme -- The World Ends With You. Takes the Place of Jambi the Genie

Doomguy -- Classic Doom. Takes the Place of Robocop

Gordon Freeman -- Half Life series. Takes the Place of Terminator

Master Chief -- Halo series. Takes the place of Captain Kirk

Big Daddy -- Bioshock. takes the place of Darth Vader

Pip Boy -- Fallout 3. Takes the place of Lo Pan

Sephiroth -- FF7. Takes the Place of Superman

C&C Generals Zero Hour Generals with their respective armies -- Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour. takes the place of power Rangers

Linkin Park -- Takes the Place of Bill S. Preston

Nanosuit Troopers -- Crysis. Takes the Place of Theodore Logan

Lisa Simpson -- The Simpsons. Takes the Place of Spock

Michael Jackson -- Takes the Place of the Rock

Hammer Drones -- Iron Man 2. Takes the Place of Doc Ock

Commando -- Command and Conquer. Takes the place of Hulk Hogan

Civilians -- Probably they are the only ones that isn't replaced

Hiro Nakamura -- Heroes. Takes the Place of Mr. Rogers where the reason Hiro replaces MR. Rogers is he is my favorite Samurai Sword Wielding Character and He is the only ones that survives this song



Ultimate Showdown (C) Lemon Demon



Characters are obviously belongs to their respective owners