Filthy Sex

          The dimensional drive was quite clever. Time and space were folded
      so that a journey between stars systems only took minutes. Kiety was
      an enthusiastic attendant. She brought pillows or meals to the passengers
      with a bright smile. She was Brazilian and slender with the usually large butt.
      "How may I serve you?" she asked, "Is everything to your liking?"
      Her uniform was pink with blue stripes, white tights and red sneakers.
      "Stewardess?" a man called. "Yes?" Kiety responded politely.
      The man's face turned transparent. It looked like he had gold fish swimming
      inside his head. Kiety stood back in shock, then she remembered the odd
      effect dimensional drive could have.

          A large moist paddy of cow dung slapped her in the center of her giant
      toothy smile. Kiety restrained her urge to curse. She laughed and explained
      to the passengers the effects of shifting through dimensions as she wiped
      and spit out the dung. "Sir don't worry about the gold fish in your face or
      head. They are temporary." Kiety smiled at the man with a gold fish bowl
      for a head. "Now-ow!" she was stopped in mid-sentence by a length of rope
      coming out of her butt. Two boys ran up and pulled on the rope.
      "Hey-ay! That's not nice." Kiety chided as she collected the rope as it continued to
      unravel out of her butt. A fat man lumbered up the isle .. his testicles dragged on
      the carpet like two bowling balls. "Stewardess? Can you do something about
      this? It's very painful." he asked.

          Kiety took a length of rope from her butt and cut it with her giant razor
      sharp teeth. Then, she tied the rope around his balls and yanked them up
      over his shoulders. "Oh, thank you. They were tugging on me terribly." the
      fat man said. He held the other end of the rope, which ran around behind his neck.
      Kiety bowed to him politely. "I hope this stops soon. My body feels like
      dough under a roller." Kiety said with a smile as her vagina blew out like
      a trumpet. A female passenger complained about the noise. Kiety's vagina
      swallowed the women's head, making a tuba "harumf!" The passenger
      beat on the massive vaginal lips and was eventual released.

                  "I-I have not had my dinner!" another passenger interjected.
      Kiety hurried down the isle with the length of rope trailing her. She had a tray
      of vegetables and meatloaf. "That's fine. Thank you." the man answered
      and melted like butter in his seat. He made a desperate effort to eat, but
      his hands were liquefying. Kiety reached over for his tray and her vagina
      sucked the buttery man up. "Oh my. Don't worry I've been through these
      phenomena before." She announced over the P.A. and then squatted and
      pissed as hard as she could. The man reassembled in the puddle between
      her legs. "That was too close for comfort." he said.

                  In mere moments all was in order again as the interstellar flight
      came out of dimensional drive. Kiety sprayed the floor with resin to add more
      molecular structure as they slowed. Her vagina was still dripping and hung
      exposed under her tight mini-shirt. She used two hands to push it back up.
      "Right! Everyone to an upright position in your seats. We will be landing soon
      in Disneyland!" she announced gleefully clapping her wet hands. The passengers
      cheered.

      "It's a small world after all!"

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