Ansel Adams

Ansel Adams was once a young boy until the fateful day when the planets aligned and the cosmos changed his dna. He no longer needed to eat, drink or sleep. His body could regenerate cells six-thousand times faster than the normal human. He could lift trucks and leap tall buildings with single bound. He had a pet platypus that could make you sneeze out your own organs and they could fuse together much like optimus prime and that other guy that he fuses with. Together they were a half man, half platypus that was immortal and made people sneeze out their own organs.
They fought a half man half dog half cat that has lazer eyes that went pchew pchew pchew pchew pchew.
Finally at the center of the volcano were the fire-spitting lizards lived they had a grand duel that shook the boundaries of reality itself.
Then a grizzly bear came in and exploded causing all of existence to become nothing more than dust.

The end.